Happy Birthday Jeff

HOPE YOU HAD A HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF!!!!!

Yesterday Jeff turned 33. Eli and I went bowling on Saturday to celebrate his birthday and we had a great night! Here are some interesting facts about my favorite brother in law (my only brother in law) Jeff:

*Jeff is probably one of the most sarcastic people I know.

*He washes, waxes, and polishes his riding lawn mower after every use.....and he does this in the street so he won't get his driveway dirty.

*He has a twin brother named Gary....they look nothing alike.

*He is Erika's God Father.

*Jeff and Eli could pass for brothers. (Diane and I really know how to pick 'em)

*His favorite band is Tesla. (He has a Tesla tattoo on his ankle)

*He wished he could sing, but he really can't.

*You could eat off his garage floor! (He is the biggest clean freak I know)

*He used to sell industrial vibrators. Now he sells car painting supplies to all the big car companies. (I think industrial vibrators sounds like the better job)

*He is the one who crippled my favorite cat Bandit. He hit him with his white escort. (Don't worry Jeff, I forgive you)

*He met my sister in Junior High, but they didn't start dating until college....they went to Central together.

*You will never see a dandelion growing in his lawn. He mowes his lawn 2 - 3 times a week.

*Jeff can get along with pretty much everybody. (except for Michael Lenna)

*He is one of the best euchre partners to have.

*He gets his hair cut every 2 - 3 weeks and he blow drys his hair.

*Don't ever let him change your doorknobs unless you have a saw handy.

*He is the first person that will offer to help in some "project". If he doesn't know how to fix it, he will figure it out and won't leave until it's finished.